Logit Probit
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Posted - 2009.04.29 06:19:00 -
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Watson sat down and peered at the evidentiary document. It appeared as though the Dominix had been destroyed in a high-security system, most likely within a mission deadspace. However, all identifying traces of the victim had seemingly been removed.
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2009.04.29 00:46:00
Victim:
Corp:
Alliance: NONE
Faction: Gallente Federation
Destroyed: Dominix
System:
Security: 0.9
Damage Taken: 39802
Involved parties:
Name: State Tenkyu / Amarr Empire
Damage Done: 23081
Name: Logit Probit (laid the final blow)
Security: 0.2
Corp: Sebiestor tribe
Alliance: NONE
Faction: NONE
Ship: Raven
Weapon: Caldari Navy Bane Torpedo
Damage Done: 16721
Destroyed items:
Acolyte I (Drone Bay)
200mm Prototype I Gauss Gun, Qty: 2
Antimatter Charge M, Qty: 49
Dark Blood Energized Thermic Membrane, Qty: 2
Warden II, Qty: 2 (Drone Bay)
Modal Mega Neutron Particle Accelerator I
Energized Reflective Membrane I
Auxiliary Nano Pump I, Qty: 2
Phased Weapon Navigation Array Generation Extron
Corpum A-Type Energized Magnetic Membrane, Qty: 2
Hammerhead II, Qty: 6 (Drone Bay)
Cap Recharger II, Qty: 2
Drone Link Augmentor I
Capacitor Control Circuit II
350mm Prototype I Gauss Gun
Antimatter Charge L, Qty: 160
Ogre II, Qty: 2 (Drone Bay)
Dropped items:
Acolyte I, Qty: 4 (Drone Bay)
Antimatter Charge L, Qty: 5871 (Cargo)
Antimatter Charge M, Qty: 49
Warden II, Qty: 3 (Drone Bay)
Core C-Type Large Armor Repairer
Hammerhead II (Drone Bay)
Cap Recharger II
Domination Stasis Webifier
Antimatter Charge M, Qty: 5790 (Cargo)
Damage Control II
350mm Prototype I Gauss Gun
Antimatter Charge L, Qty: 4
Ogre II, Qty: 4 (Drone Bay)
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"I say Holmes! Judging by the loss-mail, the pilot must have been a mere boy no older than thirteen, in all probability making use of his parents' credit card to obtain these expensive fittings. What other explanation could there be for such a slovenly and careless expenditure of ISK on such a low-grade ship?"
Holmes waved his hand dismissively.
"Elementary, Watson."
He picked up a nearby vial of liquid, sipped from it, turned, and offered it to his bewildered companion.
"Examine, if you will, the flavour of these carebear tears. Their sad and salty nature is most different than the rage-fueled bitterness one would expect to be extruded by an internet-addled teenage male."
Holmes took a seat on the nearby ottoman.
"Notice also how, despite being completely at fault, the pilot refused to accept responsibility for initiating the conflict..."
"My God Holmes!" Watson exclaimed. "Could it be that you are suggesting the Dominix was piloted by... A WOMAN?!?"
"You tell me, Watson." Holmes smiled. "The fair sex is your department."
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